Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys). 

Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat. 

We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around. 

We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS!

You are NOT ready. 

PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7!

Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to. 

You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it. 

Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess!

AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him. 

When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. 

Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it? 

AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it!

The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip. 

It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place. 

PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed? 

Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes? 

We have those answers and more! Pull em up!

There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy. 

Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song. 

We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank. 

(Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here). 

Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him. 

Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too. 

Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. 

From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all. 

He even answers the question: Would you date your mom? 

Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic. 

Pull em up!

This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. 

Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. 

Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish?

We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen. 

AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness? 

To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20. 

Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out. 

Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo.

Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story.

AND even more unsolicited callers weigh in on the personality battle. Who do you find more charming?