Pardon My Take

The guys are back in studio and it's a Mayweather/McGregor World. The Cubs and White Sox execute a big trade(6:13-8:50). Mt Rushmore of annoying office people with special guest producer All Business Pete(14:52- 27:15). Former New York Yankee Mark Teixeira joins the show to talk about his baseball career, Aaron Judge, A-Rod, and being teammates with Derek Jeter(28:40-58:15). Segments include Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Bad Visual for Sammy Sosa(1:00:12-1:01:45), Hmmm for Lebron wearing purple(1:01:50-1:02:10), Talking Tennis and Soccer(1:06:25-1:08:32) and Billy Football's Higher Education(1:09:35-1:16:35)

The guys are still in Miami, dying of heat exhaustion, and spending their off time living with a ghost. Recap of the 2017 ASG that didn't mean anything and the Home Run Derby that was awesome (2:40-10:20). We have an official Ghost diagnosis from a Paranormal Investigator and it turns out we are in fact haunted (11:54-17:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:20-28:31). Joe Buck joins the show to talk about calling 2 of the craziest games in sports in the past year (Cubs World Series and Patriots Super Bowl Comeback), whether or not he's been thinking about Big Cat every time the camera zooms in on his face, why we should all stick to sports, and the Mt Rushmore of Voices (29:48-1:02:35). Segments include Mayweather/McGregor update (1:04:50-1:07:02), Put one in his earhole Nelson Cruz and Joe West(1:07:03-1:09:53), Stay Woke the Freeze lost his foot race but was it actually the Freeze and is Jeffery Loria counting fake attendance (1:09:54-1:15:07), and a Cease and Desist to Mark Cuban (1:15:08-1:18:16).

We are live from the MLB All Star Game in Miami and we're facing a little advertisy. Sucking at journalism, a hotel guest that decided to just not leave the room we booked and a ghost (2:19 - 7:10). Mt Rushmore of ways to stay cool in the summer (7:10 - 13:32). Who's back of the week (13:32 - 20:50). Former MLB Catcher AJ Pierzynski joins the show to talk about baseball, the art of catching, what it was like to be hated, his fight with Michael Barrett, and how often Hawk Harrelson calls him for pillow talk (20:50 - 51:02). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for the All Star Game. Just Chill Out Man for Darren Rovell. Put one in his earhole for the guy mad about snacks and the Indians fan angry at sex. Drunk Ideas and thats enough internet for today.

The guys are back in studio to recap 4th of July holiday and all that happened in NBA Free Agency (3:13 - 11:50). Bonus Who's Back/Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:55 - 15:05). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about the bar business, listen to our business pitches and the Mt Rushmore of shitty bar attributes (16:26 -1:01:42). Segments include Guy's on Chicks for Rickie Fowler (1:02:11 - 1:04:01), Guy's on guy's for the Brazilian soccer team (1:04:03 - 1:06:31), PR 101 for Fox Sports(1:09:09 - 1:12:40), Peter King ate the trash again (1:06:32-1:07:52), Talking Tennis (1:07:54 - 1:09:08) and Higher Education with Billy Football(1:13:14 - 1:21:40)

Special 4th of July edition (2 hour episode). The guys breakdown the upcoming NBA free agency by predicting where each player will go. (2:20 - 14:17) We talk to Danny Woodhead about the 4th of July, Kool Aid, and the pledge of allegiance (14:17 - 18:39). Blake Bortles joins us for a Wikipedia club meeting on the 4th of July as well as a Mt Rushmore of Boat activities (20:42 - 40:56). Joey Chesnut comes on to talk about the 4th of July hotdog eating competition in Coney Island (41:38 - 53:26). Bo Pelini joins for a Mt. Rushmore of angry coaches live from Vanny Woodhead + 2 bonus interviews that you will have to listen to in order to find out who they are.

4th of July weekend is here and Knicks fans are officially free. Chris Paul traded and is it time for Cubs fans to hit the panic button (8:44-11:13). Former NFL lineman Ross Tucker joins the show to talk football, media, and Mt Rushmore of Patriots (New England and American)(14:44-41:30):. Segments include PR 101 for Jim Irsay(43:08-46:15). Respect the Biz for Lou Williams(48:10-50:55). NASA Update. Stay Woke are we Russian Spies?(53:02-54:48) And our newest segment "Higher Education"(56:45-1:04:08)

It's summer time so that means it's time to have stupid arguments no one cares about. This week it's can Serena Williams beat men in tennis (2:30 - 4:50). Russ Westbrook gets his MVP, Lavar Ball is a wrestling phenom (4:50 - 8:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (8:50 - 18:25). Mt Rushmore of Middle School lunch snacks (18:25 - 28:17) . 11th pick in the NBA draft Malik Monk joins us to talk about playing MJ 1 on 1, how many points he'll score in the NBA, and what type of Coach John Calipari is (28:17 - 41:42). We also include some of our highlights from our guest hosting appearance on Kentucky Sports Radio (41:42 - 52:30). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Vince Young/Jeff Fisher, PR 101 James Harrison, Bad Visual for the UFC Fighter that pooped herself and Guys on Chicks.

Vanny Woodhead has finally broken down so today's Pardon My Take is live from the side of the highway in the middle of Pennsylvania (2:29 - 5:40). Jordan Spieth's miracle shot and Tim Tebow gets called up (5:40 - 9:12). Who's Back of the Week and the Mt Rushmore of road trip activities (9:12 - 24:14). Former Oklahoma Sooners Head Coach Bob Stoops joins the show to talk about his sudden retirement, the hardest part of running a College Football program, Sam Bradford's sleeves, and where he'll land next (Bears? Notre Dame?) (24:14 - 49:44). Segments include Summer of Paul George, Put one in his earhole Derek Carr making fun of Russ Wilson, Hurt or Injured the entire Big 3 Basketball League, Not to brag but we called it Lavar Ball is going on the WWE, Sabermetrics for Serena Williams being the 700th best men's tennis player according to Jon McEnroe, Talking Soccer, Bad Visual for Jimmy Butler and the return of Spoilers.

JJ Watt interview update live from Wisconsin (2:20 - 5:02). NBA Draft recap and the Jimmy Butler trade has Big Cat Seeing Red (5:02 - 10:16). Winners and Losers from the draft (10:16 - 21:43). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about training after his injury last year, Jay Glazer, and Mount Rushmore of Brothers (21:43 - 37:10). Segments include PR 101 for Markelle Fultz and Dennis Smith's social media. Hurt or Injured Marian Hossa. Bad Visual for Trump driving his golf cart on the greens. Emergency Football Guy of the week. Explain it to Big Cat and our new segment "Higher Learning" where two guys that graduated college over a decade ago give advice to incoming Freshman and Billy Football.

NBA pre-draft Drama, who is running the Cavs and is Phil Jackson deliberately trying to ruin his legacy in the NBA? (2:21 - 11:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:29 - 17:24). Mt Rushmore of websites (17:24 - 26:17). First pick in the 2017 NBA Draft Markelle Fultz joins the show to field a 6 pack of questions including is it unfair that people call him a loser and Pat or Geno's? (26:17 - 34:12) ESPN's Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down the draft, giving us long shots and sure things as well as a weird rabbit hole into Sam Young's famous pump fake (34:12 - 58:16). Segments include hmmm for Cody Bellinger, Problematic for Mike Francesca, Emergency Football Guy of The Week, Trouble in Paradise for Phil Mickelson and his caddy and Guys on Chicks.