This addictive and informative, one-of-a-kind comedy podcast details crime and court activity in New York City.
Host Pat Dixon (Comedy Central Half Hour, ID Network) welcomes a range of guests (including reporters, attorneys, ex-cops and comedians) who tell the REAL stories of NYC crime as ripped from the blood-splattered pages of the NYC tabloid press.
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. MURDER - SHOOTING SPREE - BLOODBATH
A BERZERK FORMER DOCTOR WHO RESIGNED FROM A BRONX HOSPITAL, RETURNS TO HIS OLD WORKPLACE WITH A SEMI-AUTOMATIC TACTICAL RIFLE.
2. WHEN A WOMAN IS OFFERED COCAINE LATE AT NIGHT OUTSIDE PENN STATION, SHE FOLLOWS HER RAPIST TO THE SCENE OF THE RAPE. YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED BY THE OUTCOME.
3. BLACK MAGIC JAKE - WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE - HAS COME ALL THE WAY FROM SWEDEN TO CREATE AND INK THE VERY FIRST NYC CRIME REPORT TATTOO. CHECK OUT HIS WORK ON IG @blackmagicJake
host PAT DIXON
guests "FAT BABY" JEFF KATSMAN
and JAKE WIMAN
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. A GUY IS CHARGED WITH FELONY RAPE AFTER GETTING INTO THE WRONG ROOMMATE'S BED.
2. AFTER A THREESOME GONE BAD, A GUY IS KILLED IN AN ATTEMPTED MURDER GONE WRONG.
3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, A DUMBO MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT AFTER S&M SESSION WITH ONLINE HOOK-UP.
Seth Barron (Associate Editor City Journal, @NYCCouncilWatch)
next week... Meet the disgusting judge with "diarrhea running down her leg."
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. A cut-and-paste kiddie porn collage perv is rearrested for violating his probation. One guess what for.
2. Sgt. Hugh Barry's indictment is bullshit.
3. A Long Island man sentenced to 60 years for receiving made-to-order child porn from a woman in Ukraine.
and much more.
with Seth Barron (Associate Editor of City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. FREE LAWYERS FOR CONVICTED FELONS, SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN AND FLAT BROKE.
2. A 27-YR-OLD MAN CLAIMED IN COURT THAT WHEN HE SNUCK INTO HIS ROOMMATE'S BED AND FINGER-BLASTED HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE WAS SLEEPWALKING. NOT GUILTY!
3. SLEEPWALKING NYPD COP, EUGENE DONNELLY, GETS NO JAIL TIME FOR BREAKING INTO A WOMAN'S HOME, DRINKING HER MILK AND PUNCHING HER 20 TIMES.
... and more crime stories from New York City
with Associate Editor of City Journal - Seth Barron
A subway sex offender, accused in 5 incidents, gets a light touch from a female judge.
The psycho former side-piece of the Yankee's general manager, detained by ICE.
A repeat sex offender walks into a neighbor's home and masturbates over the resident while she sleeps while another sex offender's home is burned to the ground before construction is even completed on Long Island.
"News Whore" Mandy Stadtmiller joins host Pat Dixon to discuss all this, plus a historical look at gay William III and oranges.
episode 300 - thank you, loyal fans of this show. You are better than most people.
4:50-5:00 - MIND THE GAP.
THANKS EX-EXTERMINATOR LARRY IZZO.
AND THANK YOU STEVE TORELLI FOR THE INCREDIBLE ART, ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE THE ONE I FORGOT TO THANK! (I'LL YOU ON THE NEXT ONE, AND SAME TO YOU DOUG NELSON.)
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. THE GREENPOINT RAPE CASE. A WOMAN WAS DRAGGED INTO A PORTAPOTTY AND MOUTHRAPED...OR WAS SHE?
2. A 23-YR-OLD MAN ON HIS WAY TO COURT, FOLLOWS A TEEN INTO AN ELEVATOR AND MASTURBATES ONTO HER.
3. A NIGERIAN NATIONAL STEALS A $10 MANSION.
MUCH MORE.
With FAVORITE GUEST AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW, JIM POLK.
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
A GUY IN EAST HARLEM DRAGS A WOMAN'S DEAD BODY INTO A STAIRWELL, SETS IT ON FIRE THEN GOES HOME AND SLITS HIS OWN THROAT.
2 DEAD BODIES IN 24 HOURS FLOAT TO THE SURFACE IN CENTRAL PARK.
A CHARTER SCHOOL EDUCATOR ACCUSED OF GROOMING AND FORCING HIMSELF ON A 16-YR-OLD GIRL. HIS NAME IS MENZIES AND HIS INSTAGRAM HANDLE IS @itwillhurtbutimakeitfit1.
with guest Ken Boyd
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
NYC CRIME REPORT
WITH TONY TUDOR
ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN - A MYSTERIOUS METHADONE ADDICT KNOWN AS "THE ZOMBIE" GOT SHOT IN THE GUT WITH A CROSSBOW IN A DISPUTE OVER $40 WITH A GUY NAMED DAVID. TURNS OUT WE KNOW SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE, AND ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS COMES IN TO REPORT ON HOW THE ZOMBIE IS GETTING ALONG.
COMIC MIKE FIGS IS ALSO IN STUDIO FOR THIS LIVELY EPISODE, AS WE DISCUSS DRUGS, DANGER AND THE POLICE INVOLVED SHOOTING OF A HARMLESS PITBULL WHO CHARGED AT THE OFFICER AND HIS PARTNER DURING A CALL IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN.
