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Wanna learn about today's hottest new teen fads? Great news! Two men in their mid-30s are here to explain everything you need to know about fidget spinners, slime and dabbing. We also solve problems from someone who hates dining with his in-laws and a vegetarian who gets mocked at work. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Get 10% off your first purchase by going to squarespace.com and using offer code GUIDE.

The iPhone came out 10 years ago, and boy oh boy, what a long strange trip it's been. This week we discuss the origins of the iPhone, our memories of its announcement and the way it changed the world around us. We also talk about Harrison Ford a lot. This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first 3 meals free with free shipping at blueapron.com/GUIDE.

This week we’re talking about the name on everyone’s lips in Tinseltown: Little Ronnie Howard. He’s not Opie anymore, he’s a big time Hollywood director that is taking over one of the new Star Track movies. Blue Apron! Check out this week’s menu and get your first three meals FREE—with free shipping—by going to blueapron.com/guide This week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Start your free trial today at squarespace.com, and enter offer code GUIDE to get 10% off your first purchase.

This week we're talking plants, and not the kind that the government puts in place to keep an eye on you. We also solve a problem from an accidental dog caregiver who doesn't like the attention his dog gets. Find out today why ZipRecruiter has been used by businesses of ALL sizes to find the most qualified job candidates with immediate results. Post jobs for free at ziprecruiter.com/first.

Tim has returned from a trip to Europe, and boy does he want to talk about the airports he flew into and out of. But first we discuss bringing suits to dry cleaners and try to make sense of the novelty t-shirts of the 1990s. This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. For a limited time, get your 1st month of the Executive Razor with a tube of Dr. Carver's Shave Butter for $5 with free shipping at dollarshaveclub.com/GUIDE.

Toothbrushing, showering, deodorant, when will it end? This week we're talking about the stuff you have to do to participate in polite society, namely cleaning yourself, you animal. Also, Tim complains about tourists. Dollar Shave Club! For a limited time, new members get their 1st month of the ExecutiveRazor with a tube of their Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter for ONLY $5 with FREE shipping at dollarshaveclub.com/guide. Blue Apron! Check out this week’s menu and get your first three meals FREE—with free shipping—by going to blueapron.com/guide

This week we're talking about Wonder Woman, the star of the brand new movie called "Wonder Woman." Tom explains the origins of the character and Tim asks a bunch of dumb questions. But first, they talk about Broadway musicals and useless robots. --- This episode is sponsored by: ZipRecruiter! Post jobs for free at ziprecruiter.com/first. Dollar Shave Club! For a limited time, new members get their 1st month of the ExecutiveRazor with a tube of their Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter for ONLY $5 with FREE shipping at dollarshaveclub.com/guide. Blue Apron! Check out this week’s menu and get your first three meals FREE—with free shipping—by going to blueapron.com/guide

In the interest of equal time, this week we’re talking about fake meat. Not just your grandpa’s veggie patties either. To hell with your grandpa’s veggie burgers actually. We’re talking veggie burgers that bleed baby! And meat that you can grow in a lab, or print out of a printer. It’s all kinda gross and weird, but so is regular meat so it’s all the same to us. For a limited time, new members of Dollar Shave Club can get their 1st month of the Executive Razor with a tube of their Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter for ONLY $5 with FREE shipping. Go to dollarshaveclub.com/guide for details. Find out today why ZipRecruiter has been used by businesses of ALL sizes to find the most qualified job candidates with immediate results. Post jobs for free at ziprecruiter.com/first. The Sirius XM Free Listening Event is on right now! Enjoy 2 glorious weeks of Road Happy and listen free May 17-30. No strings attached. If you have an inactive Sirius XM radio, you can rock your ride today. Check out siriusxm.com/headgum to learn more.

Listen to two beefy dudes chew the fat about meat. From Tim's tales of his time working at a butcher shop to Tom's list of the best meats, we cover it all. Also, we discuss the convoluted plot of an exciting new video game. This week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Start your free trial today at squarespace.com, and enter offer code GUIDE to get 10% off your first purchase. We're also brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. For a limited time, new members can get their 1st month of the Executive Razor with a tube of their Dr. Carver’s Shave Butter for ONLY $5 with FREE shipping. Go to dollarshaveclub.com/guide for details.

This week Tom discusses the problems he’s having with his home life and Tim talks about his desire to sleep outside.Also we talk about laundromats, having your underwears stolen, Iron Butterfly, dryer fires, dry cleaning, bleach, new Febreeze scents, Tim goes through a list of how often you should launder things, and long distance phone calls. This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free, with free shipping, by going to blueapron.com/guide.