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The Title

Arnold Bennett

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Book Excerpt: 
. . .TRANTO. Ah! How?

MRS. CULVER. And where are you to obtain fat? I can't obtain fat. I stand in queues for hours because my servants won't—it's the latest form of democracy—but I can't obtain fat. I think the nearest fat is at Stratford-on-Avon.

TRANTO. Stand in queues! Mrs. Culver, you make me feel very guilty, plunging in at a [pg 30] moment's notice and demanding a whole dinner in a fatless world. I shall eat nothing but dry bread.

MRS. CULVER. We never serve bread at lunch or dinner unless it's specially asked for. But if soup, macaroni, eggs, and jelly will keep you alive till breakfast—

HILDEGARDE. But there's beefsteak, mamma—I've told Mr. Tranto.

MRS. CULVER. Only a little, and that's for your father. Beefsteak's the one thing that keeps off his neuralgia, Mr. Tranto. ( With apologe. . . Read More

Community Reviews

This is a comedy about a man who wants to reject a title and his wife who is determined that he'll accept it. A fun domestic comedy with some political zingers...more