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Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature
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"We must press a lot av min, an' beat um," responded the good Father, when Heller informed him of the approach and purposes of the chief. "Tell the faithful to give no quarter; tell um to desthroy ivery wan of these schismatics; an' as for the Dutchman, burrn him at the stake, as they used to do in the good owld times."
A great battle ensued; the adherents of Higginsism were defeated and dispersed; the door of the temple opened to Umbaho and the German. Father Higgins, by this time a helpless mass of fat, swaying perilously on his unsteady platform, looked down upon them with terror through the smoke of his altar.
"Sacrilegious wretch!" cried the German, God has put an end to thy mad and selfish and wicked dominion."
"I wish I had niver been a biship!" screamed Father Higgins at the top of his voice, as he rolled off the platform.
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Undistinguished collection
Some of these stories were good, some bad and some indifferent. All told, the book comes out in the middle.