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A Defective Santa Claus
James Whitcomb Riley
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"Yer old horse ort to have on bells!"
But Pa yell back an' laugh an' say
"I 'spect when Santy come this way
It's time enough fer sleighbells nen!"
An' holler back "Good-by!" again,
An' reach out with the driver's whip
An' cut behind an' drive back Trip.
An' so all day it snowed an' snowed!
An' Lee-Bob he ist watched the road,
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In his high-chair; an' Etty she
U'd play with Uncle Sid an' me—
Like she wuz he'ppin' fetch in wood
An' keepin' old fire goin' good,
[10]
Where Ma she wuz a. . . Read More
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Oh
The deep south down long long ago with grammar you'd think from kids with no education but still look forward to Santa.