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The Complete Cynic
Oliver Herford and others
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Vindictive—Vitriolic?
Then be one in your Infancy—
Your Nurse will think it's Colic.
Like Measles take it while you're young,
'Twill drive your parents frantic,
But you'll grow up, (if still unhung)
An Optimist Romantic.
(H)
DEDICATION, 1909 Then here's to those who love the Stars
And diligently tea them,
And here's to all Ambitious Souls
Who strongly strive to be them;
But most to those Discerning Ones
Who know Stars when they see them.
"Now the well of truth
'Tis an ink well."
Sayings of Towanda.
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While the passing of time has obscured much of the wit herein, there are still enough chuckles and insight to make it worth your while to spend the few minutes required to take in these punny phrases and punchesque pictures. My favourite is Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. "But Tyler," you ask,