I am a solid 3.4 student with a major in English from the University of Washington. I've also been asked what my SAT score was and it was 1060. It only took five years of dorm/rave life for me to accrue the life knowledge I have received. I’m a Sagittarius, which means I’m super creative and stubborn; but there are walls I need to break down because I always want to leap over the boundaries that make me climb ladders and roofs. I’m agreeable and delightful. I also have incredible leadership skills and following abilities. And, I have 20/20 vision so I’m an eagle eye. I could not love all of you more and please e-mail me at www.unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions.
PSA to our dear listeners! We’ve got another special episode for you this week packed with never before heard recordings from two hilarious guests, Tiffany Haddish and Regina Hall, the stars of the movie Girls Trip out July 21st! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 2”, Tiffany Haddish (GIRLS TRIP, THE CARMICHAEL SHOW) discusses how she conquered bullies growing up (3:30) and shows Anna and Sim the new “gadget” she bought on Amazon (12:30)! Then, they call Hilary, whose fiancé’s family makes her feel like an outsider (27:00) and Tiffany teaches the group a new word (54:00). Later, Regina Hall (GIRLS TRIP, SCARY MOVIE), Anna, and Sim talk to Chrissy, who is struggling with the fact that she isn’t into relationships (1:06:00). Tune in and enjoy!
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Attention dear listeners! We’ve got a very special episode for you this week loaded with never before heard recordings from past guests! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 1”, the show is opened with a song by Eli Braden (Howard Stern Show), just before Anna and Sim go back in time, pre-Unqualified, to practice giving advice to a caller named “Lewis” (played by Chris Pratt) who accidentally slept with his cousin (6:00)! Then, they interview Justin Long (19:30) to discuss how he met Anna and to ask him some rapid fire questions (one word: anal?). Zachary Levi takes a meeting to brainstorm his next great role with the one and only, Karen Sarducci (41:20). Are Adam Pally and Zoe Lister-Jones ready to meet Kayla (50:30)? Find out what happens when Thomas Middleditch is approached by Chad, an app designer, who has an idea that's truly visionary (62:00)! Tune in and enjoy!
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Maria Bamford (NETFLIX’s LADY DYNAMITE and OLD BABY) is here and she claims to have no deal breakers. Will she handle the questions Anna and Sim throw her way? On this episode, Anna discusses her parents' reactions to landing her first role in Scary Movie (9:00), Maria delivers a sneak peek of what she’ll say in her upcoming college commencement speech (11:00), and Jack Pratt makes another special appearance with his favorite movie quote (14:00)!
Later, they call Tiffany (44:00), whose husband wants to move to LA and become an actor, and then Liana (58:00), whose long term boyfriend bought a wedding ring, but still hasn’t popped the question! Tune in and hang out!
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IT’S HERE! The legendary Hannibal Buress (BROAD CITY, THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW) and Lizzo join Anna and Sim on Unqualified's third live taping at Clusterfest! They talk about stand up, The Bachelor, and the time Hannibal threw himself a parade in New Orleans! Afterwards, Hannibal fields some Deal Breakers and "How Would You Proceed's?" before calling Melanie, who is nervous about seeing her brother's ex-wife for the first time in two years! The gang is then joined by another audience member, Emily, to give her LIVE advice about whether or not she should go on an all expenses paid trip to Vegas with an ex-boyfriend! Listen in and hang out! Social Media: @unqualified @hannibalburess @lizzo @annafaris @simsarna
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Nick Kroll (OH HELLO, THE KROLL SHOW, THE LEAGUE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! They talk about what REALLY happens when you take on the New Orleans night life after the Super Bowl, fart etiquette with your significant other, and the importance of dating passionate people! After Jack makes a surprise appearance to try out some new jokes, Anna and Nick go head to head in a round of "Know Your Lines!" They then call Kelly, who finds out someone she's been casually seeing for two years has been in a long term relationship, and Katie, whose best friend unknowingly named her baby the same name she was planning on naming her own baby! Tune in!
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This week we’ve got a JAM PACKED episode of Unqualified for you! Up first, Anna and Sim talk to Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who specializes in online privacy and revenge porn. We then check in with some of our previous callers, Jeanine, who called about an affair she was having with a coworker, and Charlene, who was receiving anonymous notes at her desk! Then the gang is joined by the very talented Ari Graynor (I'M DYING UP HERE, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER) to chat about double standards, snooping on social media and so much more! Listen in!
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Adam Pally (MINDY PROJECT, HAPPY ENDINGS, MAKING HISTORY) and Zoe Lister-Jones (BAND AID, LIFE IN PIECES) join Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Anna and Sim quickly catch up before the show starts and talk about Sarah Silverman's newest special! Shortly after, they join Zoe and Adam to talk about what it’s like working on set with only women, high school social rankings, and historical re-enactments! They then call Payton, who is unsure of what to do when she meets someone she has a strong connection with on an airplane, and Kyle, who is nervous about seeing an old flame at a weekend reunion!
Tune in and make sure to check out Band Aid in theaters 6/2 and Sarah Silverman's Netflix special out 5/30! WOMEN RULE!
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Kelly Rohrbach (BAYWATCH MOVIE) joins Anna and Sim on this week's Unqualified! Kelly discusses getting Pam Anderson's blessing before taking on her iconic role, her collegiate golf career... and then tackles a few weird deal-breakers! They then call Olga, who had asked a friend to move with her to a new state and now her friend wants to bring her new boyfriend with them, and Haley, who is growing nervous about her boyfriend becoming more defensive. Tune in!
Timothy Simons (VEEP) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week to talk about childhood music, British etiquette and Anna announces another live show coming up in June! They then call Megan, who finds an acquaintance's husband on Tinder, and Jane, who is unsure whether or not she should have coffee with an ex-boyfriend! Tune in and hang out!
Terry Crews (BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, WHITE CHICKS) joins Anna and Sim on one of Unqualified's most talked about episodes to talk about the politics of football, the power of pride, and the cult of masculinity! After Terry tackles some deal-breakers, he challenges Anna to a round of “NFL player or Real Housewife.” They then call Jacqueline, who's worried she slept with someone she’s interested in too quickly, and Alyssa, whose brother has become progressively more vocal about his controversial political views. Tune in!
