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Artemus Ward

Book Overview: 

Charles Farrar Browne, a native of Maine, became famous as a writer and lecturer under the name of Artemus Ward. Like his friend Mark Twain, Browne worked as a type-setter in his youth and in 1858, began publishing a series of letters, essays, and stories told in the first person by a droll, illiterate rube with a good measure of subtle common sense who commented on the events and fads of the day. Taking his character to the stage as a lecturer, Browne became an early-day prototype of what we now name a stand-up comedian. Artemus Ward was such a favorite of President Abraham Lincoln that the chief executive read one of the Ward stories to his assembled cabinet officers before getting down to the business of discussing the proposed Emancipation Proclamation. Browne’s writings became popular in England as well as in America, and he travelled to Britain to perform his Artemus Ward lectures and contribute to the comic magazine Punch. Browne contracted tuberculosis and died at the age of thirty-two in Southampton. (There was a real Artemus Ward, a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolution.)

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Book Excerpt: 
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Community Reviews

The printing is terrible: tiny type, innumerable clumsy page settings. The editing is absent at best. But it is an important book for all that: giving a glimpse of the first great American public "humorist", the growing antebellum fascination with humbuggery and the fitful use of misspellings to com

Comedic stories of a man who was often cited as the first stand up comedian. Ward used to give public speeches of his stories on stage and he was also the man who talked Mark Twain into doing public speeches.