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What's He Doing in There?

Fritz Leiber

Book Overview: 

He went where no Martian ever went before—but would he come out—or had he gone for good?

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Book Excerpt: 
. . .Professor's pin-striped gray suit, which he had eagerly consented to wear, seemed an arbitrary interruption between him and the chair—a sort of Mother Hubbard dress on a phantom conjured from its leather.

The Professor's Wife, always a perceptive hostess, came to her husband's rescue by saying with equal rapidity, "Top of the stairs, end of the hall, last door."

The Martian's mouth curled happily downward and he said, "Thank you very much," and was off.

Comprehension burst on the Professor. He caught up with his guest at the foot of the stairs.

"Here, I'll show you the way," he said.

"No, I can find it myself, thank you," the Martian assured him.

Something rather final in the Martian's tone made the Professor desist, and after watching his visitor sway up the stairs with an almost hypnotic softly jogging movement, he rejoined his wife in the study, saying wonderingly, "Who'd have t. . . Read More

Community Reviews

Well told tale with a nice twist

An interesting story told with fetching humor and charm. The author unfolds this light-hearted cautionary tale about the perils inherent in attempting to establish cross-cultural communications.

Wonderful short story

Quick read, quirky characters, a look at cultural differences and a delightful ending. Smile and enjoy this gem from Fritz Leiber.

Sci Fi with a touch of humor.

Cute little story about an alien's first contact with Earthlings...asking where's the bathroom!

Answer: sleeping

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