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Penelope
W. Somerset Maugham
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Charles, pull yourself together.
Penelope.
Papa, you don’t really think that two and two are five?
Golightly.
On the contrary, I’m convinced that two and two are four.
Penelope.
Then why on earth have you made it five?
Golightly.
Do you know why you buy Pears’ soap?
Penelope.
I expect you’ve been working too hard, father dear. Why don’t you go and lie down for half an hour? And when Dickie comes in he’ll give you a tonic.
Golightly.
You buy Pears’ soap because you’re told on fifty thousand hoardings that it’s matchless for the complexion.
Penelope.
That’s not funny, papa, that’s silly.
Golightly.
You’ve only got to say . . . Read More
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Community Reviews
Silly, fun read. Nothing substantial.