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Josh Billings, Hiz Sayings
Josh Billings
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XI.
AFFURISMS.
Truth iz the onla thing I kno ov that kant be improved upon.
If yu want tew git a sure krop, and a big yield for the seed, sow wilde oats.
An insult tew one man iz an insult tew aul men.
Cunning is curiosity satisfied, and curiosity satisfied iz wisdom.
Wize men don't expeck tu do away with the visisitudes ov life, they onla expeck tew blunt the edge ov them.
Yu kan gorge avaris, but ambishun knows no gorge but the grave.
A sarkastic wit iz a kind ov human pole-cat.
[Pg 38]
If thare is enny thing on this arth that angels kant imitate 'tis a vartuous yung man trampling temt. . . Read More
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