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Jokes For All Occasions
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"Get to work," the store-keeper urged.
"I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared.
When this had been provided:
"Now give me a quart of whiskey."
Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly:
"Now show me the cellar."
An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store. His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted:
"Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"
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Community Reviews
I read this about a month ago and I laughed out loud quite a few times. The rest of the time, I grinned, I smiled, I grimaced. A couple of times I shook my head in disbelief.
To be honest, I thoroughly enjoyed Jokes for all Occasions. I felt that for $2.99, less than the price of a burger, I definite
After reading joke and riddle books for over 50 years, I can honestly state this is by far the funniest one I have ever encountered. The jokes in here were virtually all original, which is amazing in itself. They were all clean (also amazing), in good taste, and suitable for any audience. They truly