UNLIMITED Audiobooks and eBooks

Over 40,000 books & works on all major devices

Get ALL YOU CAN for FREE for 30 days!

Jokes For All Occasions

Anonymous

Begin Download
Jokes For All Occasions | Anonymous
3.20
25 ratings

How does All You Can Books work?

All You Can Books gives you UNLIMITED access to over 40,000 Audiobooks, eBooks, and Foreign Language courses. Download as many audiobooks, ebooks, language audio courses, and language e-workbooks as you want during the FREE trial and it's all yours to keep even if you cancel during the FREE trial. The service works on any major device including computers, smartphones, music players, e-readers, and tablets. You can try the service for FREE for 30 days then it's just $19.99 per month after that. So for the price everyone else charges for just 1 book, we offer you UNLIMITED audio books, e-books and language courses to download and enjoy as you please. No restrictions.

Book Excerpt: 
. . .The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person turned up one morning, and announced that he was a professional rat-killer.

"Get to work," the store-keeper urged.

"I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared.

When this had been provided:

"Now give me a quart of whiskey."

Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly:

"Now show me the cellar."

An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store. His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted:

"Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"

. . . Read More

Community Reviews

5.00
- Dailybread - Aug 28, 2012

I read this about a month ago and I laughed out loud quite a few times. The rest of the time, I grinned, I smiled, I grimaced. A couple of times I shook my head in disbelief.

To be honest, I thoroughly enjoyed Jokes for all Occasions. I felt that for $2.99, less than the price of a burger, I definite

4.00
- Grampy - Dec 11, 2012

After reading joke and riddle books for over 50 years, I can honestly state this is by far the funniest one I have ever encountered. The jokes in here were virtually all original, which is amazing in itself. They were all clean (also amazing), in good taste, and suitable for any audience. They truly

"Love your service - thanks so much for what you do!"
- Customer Cathryn Mazer



"I did not realize that you would have so many audio books I would enjoy"
- Customer Sharon Morrison



"For all my fellow Audio Book & E-Book regulars:
This is about as close to nirvana as I have found!"
- Twitter post from ‏@bobbyekat