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Jokes For All Occasions

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Jokes For All Occasions

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The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person turned up one morning, and announced that he was a professional rat-killer.

"Get to work," the store-keeper urged.

"I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared.

When this had been provided:

"Now give me a quart of whiskey."

Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly:

"Now show me the cellar."

An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store. His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted:

"Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"

Grampy 12/11/2012
After reading joke and riddle books for over 50 years, I can honestly state this is by far the funniest one I have ever encountered. The jokes in here were virtually all original, which is amazing in itself. They were all clean (also amazing), in good taste, and suitable for any audience. They truly
Dailybread 08/28/2012
I read this about a month ago and I laughed out loud quite a few times. The rest of the time, I grinned, I smiled, I grimaced. A couple of times I shook my head in disbelief.

To be honest, I thoroughly enjoyed Jokes for all Occasions. I felt that for $2.99, less than the price of a burger, I definite

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