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Impertinent Poems

Edmund Vance Cooke

Book Overview: 

Anticipating the intelligent critic of "Impertinent Poems," it may well be remarked that the chief impertinence is in calling them poems. Be that as it may, the editors and publishers of "The Saturday Evening Post," "Success" and "Ainslee's," and, in a lesser degree, "Metropolitan," "Independent," "Booklovers'" and "New York Herald" share with the author the reproach of first promoting their publicity. That they are now willing to further reduce their share of the burden by dividing it with the present publishers entitles them to the thanks of the author and the gratitude of the book-buying public.

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Book Excerpt: 
. . .pan> That friend or that foe (which he is, I don't know),
Whose name we have spoken as Death,
Hovers close to your side, while you run or you ride,
And he envies the warmth of your breath;
But he turns him away, with a shake of his head,
When he finds that you don't take your troubles to bed.

[Pg 23]

FAILURE. What is a failure? It's only a spur
To a man who receives it right,
And it makes the spirit within him stir
To go in once more and fight.
If you never have failed, it's an even guess
You never have won a high success.
What is a miss? It's a practice shot
Which a man must make to enter
The list of those who can hit the spot
Of the bull's-eye in the centre.
If you never have sent your bullet wide,
You never have put a mark inside.
What is a knock-down? A count of ten
Which a man may take for a rest.
It will give . . . Read More

Community Reviews

I collect used, well-loved antique books but I don't usually like poetry so receiving a 1907 edition of "Impertinent Poems" for Christmas seemed like a mixed bag. Without the cover art it has, I'm not sure I'd have read it but that... jester pulled me and...

There was no looking back.

There wasn't a p

I’d read Edmund Vance Cookes famous poem “how did you die” and I thought I might like this guy. Boy was I right! Impertinent Poems feels like a book written for just for me. I felt an instant connection to Edmund and from now I’ll proudly call him one of my literary friends.

Thanks Edmund.

So many delightful poems!

So many great poems!

January 12, 2018: I actually read this book online. In some talk I read, the author quoted a poem from this book that I really liked. The poem piqued my curiosity about the book. What a pleasant surprise it was to be reminded that the author of the book was the author of one of