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If I May

A. A. Milne

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If I May

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'If I May' is a collection of short essays on desultory subjects that first appeared in The Sphere, The Outlook, The Daily News, The Sunday Express (London) and Vanity Fair (New York). These essays display Milne's vivid imagination and literary ability to elaborate on almost any subject in an engaging manner. Milne's literary style and humor - often self deprecatory - endear him to modern readers as well - Summary by Wikipedia
milestone, topples headlong into the underground river, and is swept back to the starting-point again.

A great game. But our edition of it went to some hospital during the war, and I fear now that I shall never play it again. Yet I scan the papers eagerly, hoping for some announcement of it. Not this actual game, of course, but some version of it; some “Christmas novelty,” in which, perhaps, the princes are called knights, but the laughter remains the same.

The Mathematical Mind

My daily paper just now is full of mathematical difficulties, submitted by its readers for the amusement of one of its staff. Every morning he appeals to us for assistance in solving tricky little problems about pints of water and herrings and rectangular fields. The magic number “9” has a great fascination for him. It is terrifying to think that if you multiply any row of figures by 9 the sum of the figures thus obtained is divisible by 9. It is uncanny to hear that if a clock takes six seconds to strike six it takes as much as thirteen seconds and a fifth to strike twelve.

As a relief from searching for news in a press devoid of news, the study of these problems is welcome enough, and to the unmathematical mind, no doubt, the solutions appear to be something miraculous. But to the mathematical mind a thing more miraculous is the awe with which the unmathematical regard the simplest manipulation of figures. Most of my life at school was spent in such pursuits that I feel bound to claim the mathematical mind to some extent, with the result that I can look down wonderingly upon these deeps of ignorance yawning daily in the papers--much, I dare say, as the

changeableLandscape 03/28/2023
Short mostly funny essays by Milne reprinted from various publications he wrote for -- the sort of light 'occasional piece' that was common in magazines in the early 20th century. All together they're a bit much of a muchness, but so long as I space them out some, they are nice comfortable reading f
Dave 04/03/2022
Recommended. Highlights for me included the last piece, Secret Papers, and The Record Lie, State Lotteries, and for Wordlers this year of our Lord 2022, A Lost Masterpiece.
Gail 06/12/2021
Much the in the same vein as the book of essays I read by Wind in the Willows author Kenneth Grahame, this is a book of short essays by A.A.Milne, the author of Winnie the Pooh. While Grahame's essays were longer & filled with incomprehensible Latin & French as well as sometimes strange subjects & s
Sterlingcindysu 05/25/2021
Here, the creator of Winnie the Pooh writes short essays on things that, well, can be a bother.



His takes on such things as not understanding the stock market, having mail misdelivered to former occupants and the first fire of the autumn reminds me of Seinfield--all observations true, things everyon
Lucy 08/23/2019
Very enjoyable in small doses, but maybe just a little too privileged to be comfortable.
Fungai 05/27/2018
This collection of humorous short essays has its bright sparks, such as 'The Case for the Artist,' 'The Largest Circulation' and 'The Honour of your Country.' This Milne fellow had a sense of humour for sure, but some of the pieces here were a bit under developed, difficult to trudge through and did

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