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Happy Days

A. A. Milne

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Although best known for his Winnie the Pooh stories, A.A. Milne spent years as an editor at the English humor magazine Punch. These sprightly essays were chosen from the hundreds he wrote during that period. As usual, they are funny, wry, and poke fun at almost all of our human foibles. There are 6 short one act plays that he wrote to demonstrate the 6 allowable plots for amateur playwrights and they are absolutely hilarious. The other topics run the gamut from dogs to dates.
ay I asked to come here."

"Let's go on the beach," said William desperately. "We can find a shady cave or something." Fate was against him; there was to be no rescue that day.

"I'm sure I'm agreeable," said Miss Spratt.

They walked in silence along the beach, and, rounding a corner of the cliffs, they came pres[Pg 86]ently to a cave. In earlier days W. Bales could have done desperate deeds against smugglers there, with Miss Spratt looking on. Alas for this unromantic age! It was now a place for picnics, and a crumpled sheet of newspaper on the sand showed that there had been one there that very afternoon.

They sat in a corner of the cave, out of the sun, out of sight of the sea, and William prepared to renew his efforts as a conversationalist. In the hope of collecting a few ideas as to what the London clubs were talking about he picked up the discarded newspaper, and saw with disgust that it was the local Herald. But just as he threw it down, a line in it caught his eye and remained in his mind——

"High tide to-day—3.30."

William's heart leapt. He looked at his watch; it was 2.30. In one hour the waves would be dashing remorselessly into the cave, would be leaping up the cliff, what time he and Miss Spratt——

Suppose they were caught by the tide....

Meanwhile the lady, despairing of entertainment, had removed her hat.

"Really," she said, "I'm that sleepy—I suppose the tide's safe, Mr. Bales?"[Pg 87]

It was William's chance.

"Quite, quite safe," he said earnestly. "It's going down hard."

"Well, then, I almost think——" She closed her eyes. "Wake me up when you've thought of something really funny, Mr. Bales."

William was left alone with Ro

Todd 08/05/2024
After the first 10 or 12 stories I found this book to be tedious and tiresome.
Lisa 11/11/2022
3.5 stars

Some humorous short stories originally published in Punch magazine.
Gillian 10/20/2018
A selection of amusing stories, usually with a twist.
Shauna 08/27/2016
A collection of stories by A.A. Milne. It's pretty good. Proper polite British gentleman wit.
Veronica 01/05/2015
Light reading of small stories that poke fun at ourselves. Very funny and enjoyable
Pica 07/23/2011
This is not a proper story, but rather a collection of humorous pieces written by Milne for Punch and collected in 1915. It may be that I simply do not have the familiarity with early 20th century English society to properly appreciate the humour herein. Some of the terminology was unfamiliar, and w

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