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The Donkey, the Elephant, and the Goat
Jack Preston
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DONKEY
The while you listen to his cant Remember he is flighty.... I come to you, a donkey wise, With pedigree unlowly--ELEPHANT
Beware this fellow's sleepy eyes And manner smooth and holy.... As Barnum used to say to me When oft we strolled together, "The people seem to like to be Led round upon a tether." And so, I see, I've got to speak With these unwholesome creatures, Since you, dear folks, have been so weak As to invite such preachers.DONKEY
If I may but inject a word, I think it most plebe'an To class me with a goat. Absurd!GOAT
A mule is always mean.ELEPHANT
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