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The Bab Ballads

Sir W. S. Gilbert

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The Bab Ballads are a collection of light verse by W. S. Gilbert, illustrated with his own comic drawings. Gilbert wrote the Ballads before he became famous for his comic opera librettos with Arthur Sullivan. In writing the Bab Ballads, Gilbert developed his unique “topsy-turvy” style, where the humor was derived by setting up a ridiculous premise and working out its logical consequences, however absurd. The Ballads also reveal Gilbert’s cynical and satirical approach to humor. They became famous on their own, as well as being a source for plot elements, characters and songs that Gilbert would recycle in the Gilbert and Sullivan operas. The Bab Ballads take their name from Gilbert’s childhood nickname, and he later began to sign his illustrations “Bab”.
, there were baronets by dozens.

Yet she heeded not their offers, but dismissed them with a blessing,
Then she let down all her back hair, which had taken long in dressing.

Then she had convulsive sobbings in her agitated throttle,
Then she wiped her pretty eyes and smelt her pretty smelling-bottle.

So I whispered,  “Dear ELVIRA, say,—what can the matter be with you?
Does anything you’ve eaten, darling POPSY, disagree with you?”

But spite of all I said, her sobs grew more and more distressing,
And she tore her pretty back hair, which had taken long in dressing.

Then she gazed upon the carpet, at the ceiling, then above me,
And she whispered, “FERDINANDO, do you really, really love me?”

“Love you?” said I, then I sighed, and then I gazed upon her sweetly—
For I think I do this sort of thing particularly neatly.

“Send me to the Arctic regions, or illimitable azure,
On a scientific goose-chase, with my COXWELL or my GLAISHER!

“Tell me whither I may hie me—tell me, dear one, that I may know—
Is it up the highest Andes? down a horrible volcano?”

But she said, “It isn’t polar bears, or hot volcanic grottoes:
Only find out who it is that writes those lovely cracker mottoes!”


PART II.


“Tell me, HENRY WADSWORTH, ALFRED POET CLOSE, or MISTER TUPPER,
Do you write the bon bon mottoes my ELVIRA pulls at supper?”

But HENRY WADSWORTH smiled, and said he had not had that honour;
And ALFRED, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

“MISTER MARTIN TUPPER, POET CLOSE, I beg of you inform us;”
But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

MISTER CLOSE expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me;
And MISTER MARTIN TUPPER sent the following r

Elizabeth S 02/27/2022
Hillarious. It helps if you are familiar with older humor and Victorian British attitudes.

Until after I read it, I did not realize this was written by the Gilbert who was half the duo of Gilbert and Sullivan. G&S wrote the brilliant musicals The Mikado and Pirates of Penzance and many others.

WARNIN
James 09/25/2018
This is a very uneven work. Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sullivan) had a talent for rhyming. Not all rhymes are worthwhile. Most within this book are strange tales that leave one unfulfilled, having started with such promise. There are a few that are bear re-reading, but for the most part, seem nonsensic
Curmudgeon 01/26/2015
Very variable in quality--the best of the "ballads" are very funny, while the worst are unbearably tedious or predictable. A couple might be viewed as racist in the current era, but they are generally more absurdist than anything else (e.g. the poem that involves a Jewish man's nose falling off and
Gospodyina 05/15/2014
Goodreads says there are 25 editions, but I only have 5! To the bookstore!
Adam 08/24/2013
It's lightweight and silly but it's good to speak nonsense in season.
Lucy 12/19/2012
Gilbert was the master of rhythm and excruciating rhyme, but without the context of the Savoy Opera plots and without the sublime music of Sir Arthur Sullivan, these verses are dated and somewhat pointless.

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