Yet she heeded not their offers, but dismissed them with a blessing,
Then
she let down all her back hair, which had taken long in dressing.
Then she had convulsive sobbings in her agitated throttle,
Then
she wiped her pretty eyes and smelt her pretty smelling-bottle.
So I whispered, “Dear ELVIRA, say,—what can the
matter be with you?
Does anything you’ve eaten, darling POPSY,
disagree with you?”
But spite of all I said, her sobs grew more and more distressing,
And
she tore her pretty back hair, which had taken long in dressing.
Then she gazed upon the carpet, at the ceiling, then above me,
And
she whispered, “FERDINANDO, do you really, really love
me?”
“Love you?” said I, then I sighed, and then I gazed upon
her sweetly—
For I think I do this sort of thing particularly
neatly.
“Send me to the Arctic regions, or illimitable azure,
On
a scientific goose-chase, with my COXWELL or my GLAISHER!
“Tell me whither I may hie me—tell me, dear one, that
I may know—
Is it up the highest Andes? down a horrible volcano?”
But she said, “It isn’t polar bears, or hot volcanic
grottoes:
Only find out who it is that writes those lovely cracker
mottoes!”
PART II.
“Tell me, HENRY WADSWORTH, ALFRED POET CLOSE, or MISTER TUPPER,
Do
you write the bon bon mottoes my ELVIRA pulls at supper?”
But HENRY WADSWORTH smiled, and said he had not had that honour;
And
ALFRED, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.
“MISTER MARTIN TUPPER, POET CLOSE, I beg of you inform us;”
But
my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.
MISTER CLOSE expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me;
And
MISTER MARTIN TUPPER sent the following r
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Until after I read it, I did not realize this was written by the Gilbert who was half the duo of Gilbert and Sullivan. G&S wrote the brilliant musicals The Mikado and Pirates of Penzance and many others.
WARNIN